coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

(via thewerewolvesareheretosaveus)

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

I have this headcanon that Cinderella constantly made a lot of snide-ass comments to herself in order to keep up that impossibly cheerful and refined presence 

(via thewerewolvesareheretosaveus)

king-klassic:

halfscoop:

The Wonderful Mitch Hedberg

Rice is good when you wanna eat 2000 of something

(via friendlylike)

teenwolffeeding:

#WhatAreFriendsFor

(via legacy-and-ploy)

excepttheeyes:

‘You ran away from home?’
‘When I was about sixteen,’ said Sirius. ‘I’d had enough.’
‘Where did you go?’ said Harry, staring at him.
‘Your dad’s place,’ said Sirius. ‘Your grandparents were really good about it; they sort of adopted me as a second son.’

(and I know this set will probably be confusing to some people since a lot of people like Kristin Scott Thomas as Walburga but she’s always been Mrs. Potter to me)

nails-n-bats:

raini-hime:

ir-dr:

Day 1133  - 14 January  2014

I was talking to someone recently about how google keeps track of your searches and

.//projectTiGER

I AM ACTUALLY TEARING UP OMG

So sad and cute.

(via thewerewolvesareheretosaveus)

scandal-whipped:

cherryseltzer:


Man Saves Baby Crawling Near HighwayA Georgia man is being hailed as a hero after saving a baby he saw crawling near a highway last Friday.
“I had seen something out of the corner of my eye, and I thought it was a baby,” Bryant Collins told WXIA-TV. “I just stopped and, when I got out, there was a baby … almost in the highway.”
The 15-month-old baby had crawled through the woods — 300 yards from home — and nearly made her way onto a highway before Collins made the rescue.
Collins’ reaction?
“The same that yours would have been, man … ‘What the hell is going on? A baby?’” he told WXIA.
After picking up the infant from the side of the road, Collins dialed 911. Police arrested the girl’s father Timothy Pickens and may arrest her mother as well, WXIA reported.
“Everything was pretty much superficial that we saw,” Madison County sheriff Kip Thomas said. “Honestly that’s almost a miracle: that a 15-month-old can go that far from her house, into the woods, fall down an embankment, wind up near a major highway, and really not get hurt that bad.”
Ultimately, Collins stayed with the baby for about two hours.
“The baby started crying,” he told WXIA, “so I turned my phone on and let her listen to some gospel music, and she calmed right down.”
Collins added to the local outlet that he is an ex-convict who served time and reformed himself in prison.
“I did ten years in the federal institution for manufacturing cocaine,” he said. “When I was in prison, I made a very conscientious effort to change, and I did.”
According to WXIA, he’s been clean for five years and now works as an auto repairman.

item #12192021902 in the ‘stuff that is making me cry’ file today. this poor baby- i’m so glad someone kind was there to find her.

They forgot to report that when the father saw the man who recused his baby and he starting screaming “Get away from my baby” assuming the man was kidnapping his baby and ended up in handcuffs.

scandal-whipped:

cherryseltzer:

Man Saves Baby Crawling Near Highway

A Georgia man is being hailed as a hero after saving a baby he saw crawling near a highway last Friday.

“I had seen something out of the corner of my eye, and I thought it was a baby,” Bryant Collins told WXIA-TV. “I just stopped and, when I got out, there was a baby … almost in the highway.”

The 15-month-old baby had crawled through the woods — 300 yards from home — and nearly made her way onto a highway before Collins made the rescue.

Collins’ reaction?

“The same that yours would have been, man … ‘What the hell is going on? A baby?’” he told WXIA.

After picking up the infant from the side of the road, Collins dialed 911. Police arrested the girl’s father Timothy Pickens and may arrest her mother as well, WXIA reported.

“Everything was pretty much superficial that we saw,” Madison County sheriff Kip Thomas said. “Honestly that’s almost a miracle: that a 15-month-old can go that far from her house, into the woods, fall down an embankment, wind up near a major highway, and really not get hurt that bad.”

Ultimately, Collins stayed with the baby for about two hours.

“The baby started crying,” he told WXIA, “so I turned my phone on and let her listen to some gospel music, and she calmed right down.”

Collins added to the local outlet that he is an ex-convict who served time and reformed himself in prison.

“I did ten years in the federal institution for manufacturing cocaine,” he said. “When I was in prison, I made a very conscientious effort to change, and I did.”

According to WXIA, he’s been clean for five years and now works as an auto repairman.

item #12192021902 in the ‘stuff that is making me cry’ file today. this poor baby- i’m so glad someone kind was there to find her.

They forgot to report that when the father saw the man who recused his baby and he starting screaming “Get away from my baby” assuming the man was kidnapping his baby and ended up in handcuffs.

(via itsgoradiobitches)

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

(via thewerewolvesareheretosaveus)

gemmacorrell:

This is being shared all over the internet with my © and signature removed at the moment… good times.

gemmacorrell:

This is being shared all over the internet with my © and signature removed at the moment… good times.

24 years old. In grad school and occasionally whiny about it. Multi-fandom. Nerdy. Largest current obsession is Marvel, but especially CA:tWS.



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